This dump makes a great story, but the actual experience was the pits. We had traded it for a luxurious time-share in Hilton head.
It's in a bad neighborhood, with check cashing places and tattoo parlors, a tacky lobby with rows of coke and candy machines.
There was a crowded, chained-closed garage, with, of all things, a car elevator to get your car to a second or third parking level. we spent about 20 minutes just figuring how to getinto the place - first out how to get into the garage, then discovering the car elevator (not mentioned by the front dexk gyg) then how to operate the car elevator (a new experience!) which would close, then open again, for no reason. Lots of side-splitting laughs in the process.
The suite was very basic. The dresser drawers were rikety and the toilet needed two flushes every time. The kitchen had a corkscrew, Thank God, because we really needed a drink, It also had a huge rack of knives, for duels, perhaps, or to take yourself out of your agony.
We had a partial ocean view, through dirty windows.
We read a bad review of the hotel on another website, about people vomiting out the windows, with management being unresponsive, but figured that was an anomoly.
Trust me and save yourself the anguish -- or maybe you'd like to have a good story to tell too.
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